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Jonathan Harris
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PostSubject: Jack Schitt   Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:06 am

Jack Schitt
I saw this and I just had to post it here. I almost died laughing:

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We
find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents'
objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After
being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later
married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she
wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt,
the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from
Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct

Crock O. Schitt
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PostSubject: Re: Jack Schitt   Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:19 am

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PostSubject: Re: Jack Schitt   Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:12 am

I knew this one already, but its still good Smile
*remembers another one like this*

Hold on!
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